We all love Barney Stinson.

Apart from his regular SUIT-Up dialogue, he has some of the most amazing dialogues. He’s is a witty, lovable but misogynistic playboy. He is just irresistible. He will get on your nerves, but You can’t avoid him.

Here are 13 quotes by our very famous Barney Stinson

1“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”

2Whatever you do in this life, it is not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.

3“It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”

4“In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”

5I’m sorry, I can;t hear you over the sound of how AWESOME I am.

6“Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I’m just getting more awesome.”

7Open your brain tank bro, ’cause here come some premium 91-octane KNOWLEDGE.

8“A lie is just a really great story that someone ruined with the truth.”

9You’re forcing me to be the voice of reason. And that’s not a good look for me!

10“Sometimes I wish everybody could be as awesome as I am”

11“A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.”

12“Here’s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.”

13 “God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”

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